| The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out.
Chuck Norris went back in time and invented the dinosaurs because Chuck Norris hates to see a perfectly good meteor go to waste.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris = MC²
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is known to have a wide and powerful economy. The chief export is death, followed closely by pain and fear. The primary imports include women, alcohol, and souls, in that order. The primary hub of economic activity in the Chuck Norris economy are his two legs, "Law" and "Order." These facilitate trade between Chuck Norris and others via roundhouse kicks. Some economists have been quoted as criticizing this system as an inefficient means of delivering pain to demanding consumers. These people were quickly reminded that the economy of Chuck Norris is a free-market system where consumers encounter Chuck, and Chuck supplies the hurt. (The economy of Chuck Norris is currently experiencing a trade surplus.) |
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